“I’m not rich”
“But I have a big dick”
“I don’t have a big dick”
“But I am rich”
“I’m rich”
“And I have a big dick”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
(via teenagerposts)
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first
me, with Spotify premium:
(via backthatcasup)
Because I hate myself and the fact that this is KILLING me
(Source: coltre, via just--numb)
